Learning to speak English will be a great tool to you once you log on to the internet.

All those meme’s and shit.

(Source: danluomo)

system-swagnates:

nothing-but-chucks:

system-swagnates:

nothing-but-chucks:

I Have Heart, especially when it comes to my friends. I make sure we Stick Together and keep them out of Harms Way. I try to hold a Ceremony for them at least once a week. They’re really strong, mainly one of them who lives in Virginia, so I guess you could call him the East Beast. All of the…

Were you Born Annoying or did you become one of the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles on this site? This isn’t the least bit funny, reading the whole thing felt like Pulling Think. Really Stop and Think before posting something like this and it may make you Think Again. For real chris, Just Die! 

The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die

You know Matt, you are such an Anal Cunt. I wish you were a Stillborn when you emerged from The Womb. I hope you know that you are such a Minor Threat to me. You are in such a Social Distortion of how you think you bother me. I hope you know that you and all of your fucking friends are considered The Misfits of Roanoke, so fuck off. I hope you get in such a Bad Situation to where you’re in the middle of a huge crowd, and everyone just Circle Jerks on you. I hope you get dusted with Agent Orange in a next life. You just think you’re so cool, just a buncha Gorilla Biscuits, When in reality, you’re just a Hated Youth. Why is it always such a Warzone between us anyway? I though we were pals, but you always say things to me that make me become so Calloused over. In the end, you are just a Belching Penguin, I hope you find yourself in a pile of Dead Boys and have Suicidal Tendencies. Beastie Boys, out!

Psychadelic Horseshit

God, we are so fucking rad.

system-swagnates:

nothing-but-chucks:

I Have Heart, especially when it comes to my friends. I make sure we Stick Together and keep them out of Harms Way. I try to hold a Ceremony for them at least once a week. They’re really strong, mainly one of them who lives in Virginia, so I guess you could call him the East Beast. All of the…

Were you Born Annoying or did you become one of the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles on this site? This isn’t the least bit funny, reading the whole thing felt like Pulling Think. Really Stop and Think before posting something like this and it may make you Think Again. For real chris, Just Die! 

The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die

You know Matt, you are such an Anal Cunt. I wish you were a Stillborn when you emerged from The Womb. I hope you know that you are such a Minor Threat to me. You are in such a Social Distortion of how you think you bother me. I hope you know that you and all of your fucking friends are considered The Misfits of Roanoke, so fuck off. I hope you get in such a Bad Situation to where you’re in the middle of a huge crowd, and everyone just Circle Jerks on you. I hope you get dusted with Agent Orange in a next life. You just think you’re so cool, just a buncha Gorilla Biscuits, When in reality, you’re just a Hated Youth. Why is it always such a Warzone between us anyway? I though we were pals, but you always say things to me that make me become so Calloused over. In the end, you are just a Belching Penguin, I hope you find yourself in a pile of Dead Boys and have Suicidal Tendencies. Beastie Boys, out!

Guys I just wanna let you know.

I Have Heart, especially when it comes to my friends. I make sure we Stick Together and keep them out of Harms Way. I try to hold a Ceremony for them at least once a week. They’re really strong, mainly one of them who lives in Virginia, so I guess you could call him the East Beast. All of the others still hold the title of Champion in my heart. One of them is a real Comeback Kid too, he’s got a real Cruel Hand, though. He can really bring you Down To Nothing. They’ll send you to the Gallows if you push them hard enough. I’m telling you, my Modern Life Is War with these fuckers, you couldn’t get a Slapshot past them if you tried. In the end, we’re all just Sick Of It All.

iamtheslaughter:

You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

thissummersession:

xburritosandnewfoundgloryx:

chazzasaurus:

itsveronicabitch:

bloodyhell-hermione:

lovegoods:

fireferretswag:

suit-of-armor:

summoner-yuna:

mightyenas:

MIGHTYCOCK

SUMMONER-COCK

COCK-OF-ARMOR

firecockswag

lovecock or cockgoods. //lol

bloodycock-hermione

it’s cock, bitch

cockasaurus

xcockandnewfoundgloryx

Thiscocksession

nothing-but-cocks.

(Source: supaspicy)

(Source: partypeen)

Well, I’m gonna be a Mineman.

Basically I’m gonna learn how to make, disarm and find mines on land and at sea. I’m also going to have top secret security clearance so if anyone asks about the details of any mine I can finally get to say, “if I told you, I would have to kill you.” Literally, haha.

Navy logic.

I exercise 6 days a week. I only eat when i’m hungry and I drink about a gallon and a half of water a day. I needed to lose 5 pounds in about 4 days so I can go to meps. At meps they will buy me breakfast lunch and dinner, what the fuck. I just spent 4 days not drinking water so I can drop that weight because it’s all water weight anyway, not to mention your clothes weigh about 5 pounds anyway and they don’t even take that into account, fuck everything. Trying to quit smoking too, god dammit I wanna rip my whole house apart.

bostar27:

richietehraichu:

HECK YES.

POW!

bostar27:

richietehraichu:

HECK YES.

POW!

(Source: usuu)

MEPS tomorrow.
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I'm Chris. I love Kenpo with all my heart and I have dedicated my life to martial arts. I love Hardcore and Pop Punk music, anything related with Dragon Ball, Star Wars and food. The things I want most out of life: A beautiful girl to call my very own and to become a Navy SEAL.
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